What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How big is the French Army?

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What are the potential benefits of going without clothes at home for a few days without any specific reason?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you share summer photos? Day 8

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

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